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Phrases For Your Out-Of-The-Office E-Mail Auto-Reply
"Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 10 weeks, if I am still around then."
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Submitted by: MrHyde / 2004-11-18
Category: Office
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Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
"This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time
management course you sent me too."
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Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
"They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
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Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
"Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here
just in time."
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Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new business strategy."
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Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
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Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
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Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to
handle that big accounting problem."
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Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
"Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put
your ear down real close?"
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Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
"Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"
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Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
"Raise your head slowly and say, "... in Jesus name, Amen.""
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