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Phrases For Your Out-Of-The-Office E-Mail Auto-Reply

"Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 10 weeks, if I am still around then."

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Submitted by: MrHyde / 2004-11-18   Category: Office

  

Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

"This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me too."

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Submitted by: MrHyde /  2005-03-06   Category: Office

Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

"They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

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Submitted by: MrHyde /  2005-03-06   Category: Office

Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

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Submitted by: MrHyde /  2005-03-06   Category: Office

Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."

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Submitted by: MrHyde /  2005-03-06   Category: Office

Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

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Submitted by: MrHyde /  2005-03-06   Category: Office

Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

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Submitted by: MrHyde /  2005-03-06   Category: Office

Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."

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Submitted by: MrHyde /  2005-03-06   Category: Office

Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

"Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

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Submitted by: MrHyde /  2005-03-06   Category: Office

Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

"Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"

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Submitted by: MrHyde /  2005-03-06   Category: Office

Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

"Raise your head slowly and say, "... in Jesus name, Amen.""

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Submitted by: MrHyde /  2005-03-06   Category: Office