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Useful Expressions: For HIGH STRESS DAYS!

"How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"

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Submitted by: MrHyde / 2004-11-14   Category: Stress

Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

"This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me too."

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Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

"They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

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Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

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Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."

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Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

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Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

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Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."

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Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

"Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

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Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

"Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"

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Best Thing to Say If You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

"Raise your head slowly and say, "... in Jesus name, Amen.""

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